Who says Lily Allen doesn't reinvent herself?

She's no longer posting her ill-advised messages to MySpace; she's upgraded to posting messages talking about herself on Facebook instead.

She's expected to be Twittering about how wretched she feels within six months.

Oddly, the Mail seems convinced that she described herself as "dying inside" because Elton John had been rude to her earlier on in the evening rather than, say, having gone onstage and spoken publicly about a crime that the victim would have preferred her not to mention.