Won't you come home, Bill Bailey?

Bill Bailey has had enough, and given up his chair on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. He's been a captain since 2002, except for that season where he wasn't and Noel Fielding did it some of the time.

This time, Bailey is going to be replaced by an ever-changing stream of people. This means Phil Jupitus - the only survivor from the original line-up - is starting to look like he needs a word or two with his agent.

Of course, Bill saw it coming: