Having confused his Macca and his Mucca yesterday, today Gordon Smart's report on Heather Mills alleged building of a swimming pool without planning permission makes an even more surprising error:
The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney was threatened with court action after refusing to take down a 130ft by 70ft tent after neighbours complained about noise.
Is Gordon the last person in the country to not have heard about that divorce settlement where Mills ceased to be McCartney's wife in anything other than the "ex" sense? It was in all the papers, Gordon.
Still - well done on correcting the Mucca/Macca slip-up in yesterday's entry. You're still spelling "hear" incorrectly, though.