Nelly Furtado changes relationship status

Nelly Furtado did that strange thing for a famous person: she got married without inviting a magazine to give her large piles of cash.

Furtado married Demacio "Demo" Castellon back in July, but nobody noticed until, as SFGate puts it:

The news comes just days after Furtado was spotted out in Miami, Fla., wearing a large sparkler on her ring finger.

I once had an uncle who strapped a roman candle to his head. He was hoping for attention, too.