If you wade through what is a bloody awful Bizarre this morning (Jodie Marsh, Britney Spears is pretty) you do get to quite an eye-catching story: The Kings Of Leon tour at risk as the band, supposedly, fall out:
The FOLLOWILL lads have had a major bust-up over frontman CALEB’s boozing.
The band told me earlier this year that they had turned their backs on their hell-raising rock ’n’ roll lifestyle.
But Caleb has been hitting the bottle big time, causing tension between him and his brothers NATHAN and JARED, and their cousin MATTHEW.
Gordon reckons the band haven't spoken for a "couple of weeks" and that management are getting nervous with the arena tour about to start. There's even quite a clever headline: KOL? with the "KO" in red.
But Gordon doesn't seem confident in the story - it's so hedged, it's buried down today's business, and it ends like this:
I hope they make up in time because this tour — which sold out in minutes — promises to cement their status as one of the best rock acts today.
So either we're going to get a "you heard it here first" or Gordon can just go "phew, it never came to that, just like I hoped".
Meanwhile, Pete Samson is again in charge of the splash, about "junkie diva" Amy Winehouse "planning a split" from Blake. This is tagged as an exclusive, but given that the Bizarre column has been predicting this since about 1934, it's not really so very exclusive.