Gordon in the morning: Without you, I'm nothing

It's been a torrid relationship, but it's taken to a whole new level this morning:

SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night.

No, not Blake and Amy. Pete and Gordon:

By PETE SAMSON
and GORDON SMART

The deputy's byline climbing on top of the guv'nor? And the pair of them sharing a tiny story like this?

The source added: “It was obvious what went on.”

No, that's back to the supposed Amy and Blake sex. This might seem a little odd to readers who rely on Pete Samson's Gordon Smart's Bizarre column to track the lives of the famous, as they would have finished their breakfast yesterday assured that Amy and Blake were over. Apparently, it was Blake's Harold Steptoe charm which sealed the deal:

He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”.

Two men wrote that.

Elsewhere in The Sun - away from Gordon's kingdom - Leon Watson reports on Google's moves to tidy up YouTube:

YouTube bans 'suggestive' vids

Really, Leon?

"Videos with sexually suggestive (but not prohibited) content will be age-restricted, which means they'll be available only to viewers who are 18 or older," the Google-owned website said.

So they're banning videos, but not prohibiting them.

The internet's top video-sharing site also said it would step up enforcement of rules banning misleading descriptions in the tags and titles of a video.

Misleading titles, huh? Like putting "X bans Y" on top of a story about X not actually banning Y at all, for example?