Obama: Is there no rift he can't heal?

At last, an American president who will stand up for the downtrodden. Not only has Barack Obama extended a hand of friendship to the opposition, both within and without his own party, but he has now embraced one of the forgotten outcasts of American society by being seen in public with a Zune. The new America is for everyone - even people with Zunes. Truly, a new dawn.

Mind you, we'll really know he's inclusive when he turns up at the gym touting a PlaysForSure mp3 device. But it's early days.