Incoming news from the Bonophone:
U2 have warned fans not to buy tickets from touts for a rumoured summer tour, because they are fake.
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, U2. You might not be authentic and gritty any more, but it's not fair to call yourselves fak... oh, you mean the tickets are fake.
Helpfully, the NME provides links to tickets at the bottom of the story. (Although, admittedly, not actually U2 tickets.)