Or even the slightest grasp of American geography?:
New mum Billie Piper, who's been enjoying a two-week family break in Miami with her husband Laurence Fox and their two-month-old son Winston, made the most of the US jaunt by popping over to Hollywood.
"Popping over"? From Miami to Los Angeles? Four and a half thousand miles?
Never ask if a Hello journalist could pop down the shops to pick up some milk - they'd head off to Syria or somewhere.