After he was made to look foolish by someone pretending to be him and suggesting he was up for some man-and-two-woman porn shoots, it looks like Kanye West has been made to look even more stupid online. Hark at this:
"I have so much to stunt about that it baffles me. So I asked myself this question, and you can ask yourself the same: Who do you know with two thumbs and his own Louis shoe? This guy!
"Who wouldn't want to work with Louis Vuitton? They're the number-one luxury brand. It lets people know you like nice things."
"As soon as they put that red [a red training shoe], it was killer! It's like an accessory that can express your personality. Like an instant tattoo!"
Trouble is, this really does appear to be the actual Kanye West talking about a pair of overpriced pumps like he's cracked the human genome.