Noel Gallagher wanted Daniel Craig to take the lead in a story of his life. Craig isn't so keen:
"Noel Gallagher wants me to play him in a movie about his life? That is ridiculous, he must have been in a very good mood to say that.
"I'm way older than him anyway, so I couldn't play him, but I love the idea, it's fantastic.
"I can play the guitar better than Noel can so I don't know how that is really going to work.
"I haven't had a call from Liam yet so I'll wait for that one."
We're filing this under 'hanging on for the key Alan McGee role'. But Noel... Bond... Bond... Noel...
... no, I'm going...