Bernard Butler is as angry as a wasp in a sweetshop window with all these Britpop reunions:
"There's an awful lot of Britpop reunions going on at the moment and I find it embarrassing personally.
"I think it's got no relevance to what's going on at the moment."
Mmm. It;d be much better for the kids to listen to something of the moment like, erm, Duffy, right?
"I've never had an offer to do anything as Suede.
"I'm obsessively opposed to nostalgia. I hate the idea of it. It doesn't work. And it doesn't interest with me at all.
"What's important is not what I did last week, it's what I'm going to do next week. I made great records - I love them. My kids play them now. But that's for them and everyone else."
The key words, of course, are "as Suede". What with The Tears being completely different, and all.