The last time Madonna was thrown from a horse, you'll recall, The Sun insisted that it doomed her marriage. Who knows what horrific new era, then, will be ushered in by another horse deciding it doesn't want her on his back.
The blame, of course, is being put on the press:
According to her spokeswoman, the 50-year-old singer fell when her horse was "startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes" to photograph her.
Which is disgusting if true, although does sound a little like Liz Rosenberg might have added a dramatic element to the storyline.