50 Cent clears himself after a long investigation

50 Cent is delighted to announce that he had nothing to do with the strange burning down of one of his houses, through his own website:

Back in May of 2008,50 Cent’s ex and baby mother of his son, blamed and accused 50 Cent for a fire that took place in her 1.4 million dollar home, which 50 purchased for them.

50 Cent has just been officially cleared of the house fire. The police department and insurance investigators ruled that there is absolutely no proof or evidence suggesting that Curtis Jackson or any affiliated parties were involved. Curtis Jackson has just been cleared of all the accusations. The investigation will continue until the guilty party is found.

Now that 50 has been cleared...Who Does that Leave to Blame???

The only slight wrinkle in the story is that it isn't actually true:

Detective Lieutenant James Rooney, the commanding office of the arson squad for the Suffolk County Police Department said he had read the post but would not confirm its claims. "The investigation is still ongoing," Rooney said. "I don't know where they got that information, but our case is still open and ongoing."

Is it just me, or is there something really desperate about a man so keen to claim he never done nothing that he'll run made-up police reports? In fact, it looks so sweatily-palmed desperate, it's almost as if he wants people to read his claims as outrageous fibs - could 50 Cent be trying to poison future juries against him in a bid to ensure he can't get a fair trial because of his own website making him look shifty?