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TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson has been hospitalised with what the scuttlers are claiming is a heart attack.
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Reuters and TMZ reporting that he's now dead - guess we won't see that Hurricane Katrina single after all.
Died, or whisked away to some Middle Eastern secluded paradise with his new found fortune and all debts cancelled. I'm sure, even at this early stage, I'm not the first to point out how perfectly convenient this is for Jacko.
How long after Elvis's death did the sightings of him start?
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