A story about Mel B not being very good in the Sunday People is, admittedly, about as compelling as three day old guacamole, but even so... did nobody even glance at the copy the paper stuck up on its website?
Unlucky Mel B's 2 jobs have become 1 big P45, I hear. And it seems the reason is Vegas simply cannot afford her.
The ex-Spice Girl's decision to move to the States had seemed liked a wise disappointed when Mum-in striptease six nights She with BELAFONTE, But enough Planet The who her career choice after she landed a lead role in burlesque-themed musical Peepshow.
Mel was also about to launch her own range of clothing - just like former bandmate VICTORIA BECKHAM.
But in a devastating setback, the ago thrown nightclub former Scary Spice has been told her 12-weePeepshow contract in Vegas will not be renewed when it ends later this month. The star, 34, faced a second blow "been when her Catty Couture label was shelved after shops said they did not concerned, want to stock the threads.
A source close to Mel revealed: "She is gutted, she loved doing the show. Mel was pinning her hopes on it, believing it would help her crack America. She also hoped the clothing range would put her up there with Victoria so that has really hetoo. She was furious she heard the news."
of-two Mel has been performing extravaganza Peepshow a week since April.
hoped to clinch another contract film producer hubby STEPHEN 33, leading negotiations.
show insiders tell me there is not money to keep her at the plush Hollywood Resort and Casino.
bad news clearly riled Stephen, she married two years ago after split from EDDIE MURPHY.
He was in such a strop a few nights that he managed to get himself out of the exclusive Prive by bouncers. A source close to Mel confirmed: Mel's contract for Peepshow has not renewed.
"As far as her clothing line is she did launch it to a number of buyers in America earlier this year.
"But it has not developed as quickly as Mel would have wanted it to.
"She is still working on it and things are in the pipeline although it has not gone into production."
One big (sic), please.