All those people hoping for an Atomic Kitten reunion (or "Kerry Katona and her dependents" as they're known) will find Gordon Smart's pages grim reading this morning:
The former ATOMIC KITTEN star [Jenny Frost] reckons she would rather "eat her own kidney" than reform the girl group with original member KERRY KATONA.
Nadia Mendoza knows this because, erm, she read it in Closer.
Quite why a reunion would feature both Frost and Katona, though, who weren't in the band at the same time, isn't explained.
Also, it would be handy to know if Frost meant she'd rip out her own kidney, with her bare hands, before eating it; or if she'd have it removed painlessly and professionally before being served to her. Perhaps the confusion on that point is why Gordon hasn't had his "boffins" create a photoshop image of this event.
In other news: Gordon's obsession with Bruno reminds me of the way three year-olds get fixated on Ice Age.