Murder on the Google

Sophie Ellis-Bextor tells the News Of The World that she sometimes tries to make herself feel bad using modern technology:

HAVE YOU EVER...
Googled yourself? When I'm feeling masochistic I Google 'I Hate Sophie Ellis-Bextor' to see the horrible things people say about me.

To be honest, though, Sophie, you do only get 246 results, which isn't that bad.

Although:

I like this spoof coz I hate Sophie Ellis Bextor, at least didn't like her when she was famous .

... that 'when' might well smart a bit.

Just as a matter of comparison, if you use Bing, you only get one response on the search. Perhaps they could use "not as good at finding people who hate you" in one of their adverts with Dean Cain.