Friday morning, Gordon was showing signs of heading off for the barricades:
What a refreshing change. Many women in showbiz will happily get their kit off just to stay in the spotlight.
So, is Gordon going to stop that sort of thing happening in the future? At least on his watch?
What do you think?:
Since landing her deal with the underwear giant she's rarely been seen in clothes.
That's Katie Green, spread without a top all over an office.
But hang on a moment... What's this?
BLIMEY. Is it just me or are pop videos getting filthier?
LADY GAGA touching herself and KATY PERRY kissing girls - it's just going too far.
Yesterday, snaps of the SUGABABES rubbing themselves up against a steamy window emerged.
And today, SHAKIRA looks like she's in the buff and doing a contortionist's act.
But don't worry... he's not really upset, just setting up the hilarious double-take punchline:
On second thoughts...
And then he runs the photos. Ho-ho-ho.
By the way, you've got to love the use of the word "emerged" in regard to the Sugababes photos, as if they arrived on his desk by some process that was part-nature, part-espionage, rather than their publicity team ringing up and asking what format he wanted the pictures of the Sugababes in.