IT sounds like the worst piece of theatre ever thought of but AMY WINEHOUSE: The Musical may be coming to a stage near you.
No, of course it isn't true. What Gordon is reporting as if it was a fully-formed idea seems to be little more than whimsy on the part of Winehouse's brother:
The star's brother Alex reckons an all-singing, all-dancing production based on the singer's life would be a fantastic way to celebrate her chart comeback.
He says: "Amy is much better. I think one day there could be a musical of Amy's life.
"You just don't ever know how far things can go these days - look at all this talk of a JADE GOODY musical."
One day, Gordon is going to be sitting near a hungry celebrity, and we're going to see a story yelling "Robert Palmer is intending to eat an entire horse" within hours.