Friday, August 14, 2009

Twittergem: Calvin Harris

All is not rosy in the world of @calvinharris:

THIS ENTIRE INDUSTRY IS FULL OF RICH PEOPLES KIDS, EVERYWHERE, FUCKING RICH PEOPLES KIDS RICH PEOPLES KIDS
3 minutes ago from web

RICH PEOPLES KIDS GETTING GOOD REVIEWS BECAUSE MUMMY FUCKED THE JOURNO IN THE 80S
2 minutes ago from web

FUCK YOU RICH PEOPLE YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE YOU ARE ONLY RICH PEOPLE
half a minute ago from web

Is 'having to give good reviews to the children of someone you had sex with thirty years earlier' now part of dating etiquette? Blimey.

Hang on, he's not done yet:
RICH PEOPLE MEAN FUCK ALL TO ME SERIOUSLY. I'M MAKING MUSIC FOR REAL PEOPLE AND REAL PEOPLE DANCE - RICH PEOPLE STAND AT THE BACK
3 minutes ago from web

FUCK THE RICH PEOPLES KIDS WITH THEIR JOBS AS RUNNERS ON TV SHOWS OR THEIR 'CLUB NIGHTS' FUCK YOU YOU'VE DONE NOTHING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL
2 minutes ago from web


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

reads like Alan McGee is ghost writing Calvin's tweets for him now.

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