But they don't like to talk about it....

While it might be better for Coldplay not to have it widely known that they've given a million quid to a children's charity, but the problem with nobody knowing is... well, nobody would know, would they?

I do hope that Chris Martin shuffled into the room and said "I've not been entirely honest with you... I'm actually a successful pop star and... no, really. I am. I am! I've been in the charts. No, look, don't give me your money... I'm going to give you some... tell them, Will..."