There doesn't seem to be any explanation as to why Smart is running a photo of Victoria Beckham's kid that doesn't contravene Press Complaints Commission rules on publishing photos of children.
Still, that's not the big news this morning: Oh, no: Gordon's very limited range of references has tightened to an incredible degree:
YOU might not expect KASABIAN to be ROBBIE WILLIAMS fans, but the lads have been raving about his new track Bodies, out next month.
Frontman TOM MEIGHAN, pictured with his name on an Eire footie shirt at the Guinness 250th birthday bash in Dublin, said: "Rob's come back with a monster of a record. He'll definitely get to No1."
Good lord - getting a grating reference to Kasabian, and the day's Robbie Williams story in in two paragraphs. Early to the pub Friday, clearly.