It's amusing watching the little dribble of stories trying to somehow build interest in the new Stereophonics album by suggesting that Wayne Rooney is a big fan. There was one on Newsbeat the other day, and today Gordon has one:
Wayne, 23, is a huge fan of the Welsh rockers, who were playing at the Electric Ballroom in Camden, North London.
But a witness said: "Graham [Rooney's brother] and the friend were bouncing around, knocking into people and spilling their pints.
"At one point a minor scuffle broke out. Wayne was taking people aside to excuse their antics."
Only at a Stereophonics gig would someone dancing look so out of place, you'd not only have to apologise but it would become a news story.
Elsewhere, Gordon has the inside scoop on the Sugababes split. Or something like it:
Mock-roach ... our mock-up of Heidi Range as a cockroach
Yes. There's a photomontage where Heidi's face has been dumped on a picture of a cockroach because... um...
Sugababes - who The Sun yesterday dubbed the Cockroaches Of Pop for surviving three line-up changes - recently signed a multi-million Pound deal with JAY-Z's label Roc Nation.
Oh, yes. Because of that. That would be worth drawing more attention to.
Didn't The Beatles survive three line-up changes?