If I've followed Gordon's coverage of Paris fashion week correctly, he's reporting Lily Allen and Katy Perry not meeting in Paris as the result of some sort of superhuman effort:
But organisers had been forced to work diplomatic magic behind the scenes to ensure that I Kissed A Girl singer Katy was not there.
Because they - apparently - don't get on, which means Katy was forced to not go. Although if they don't go on, it's difficult to see why Katy would have gone in the first place to add more lets-call-it-glamour to Allen's show.
'Woman doesn't go to watch woman she doesn't like'? Hold the front page.