Yes, yes. That's the way to tempt Miley Cyrus back into public

Miley Cyrus vanished from Twitter a couple of weeks back, leaving her social network feeling a little bereft. They'd do anything to have little 140 character spurts of Cyrus insight back in their lives. Anything. Anything at all.

Absolutely anything at all:

A fan upset about Miley's disappearance from Twitter is making a plea to Cyrus to reactivate her account and has threatened to kill and eat her own cat if the pop star doesn't comply.

Because what could be more pleasant than communication that's taking place to avoid a person eating their pet, right?