At last, the RIAA offers top entertainment

HBO are busily working on a film version of the RIAA's headless-rubber-chicken approach to its industry over the last few years, based on Steve Knopper's book Appetite for Self-Destruction: The Spectacular Crash of the Record Industry in the Digital Age.

I'm sure there will be jostling amongst the Hollywood Elite to land the plum role of Guy Hands (or 'the man who bought Tower Bridge').