Wentz and never again: Fall Out Boy split

Causing endless upset to untold thousands - admittedly, only amongst people trying to flog deodorant and cheap eyeliner to teenagers - comes the news that Fall Out Boy are calling it a day.

Or, as they put it:

"It's a break with an indefinite date when they're coming back," their spokesperson told NME.COM.

In other words "we'll see how long Wentz can live on the royalties."