Even NME.com can't be arsed to read the new NME

The NME coverline:

Oasis - 1991-2010 - The Full Story... so far

Got that? The party line is that Oasis, as an interesting cultural force, continue into the new year - and beyond.

NME.com isn't convinced, puffing up the new issue:

Featuring classic interviews from the past two decades, new and unseen photos, and Noel Gallagher's track-by-track guide to 'Definitely Maybe', it's the ultimate guide to the band we sadly bid goodbye to in 2009.

Or are still going in 2010. Like the magazine you're trying to sell is claiming.