Gordon in the morning: The quiet time

Was it worth opening up the office yesterday, Gordon?

Becks is a scarf ace

Alright, it's quite a good headline, but man wears scarf in winter as a story?

Even more oddly, The Sun has started to use png images instead of text for the headlines on its webpages. Even if you choose to not have images loaded automatically, still they come in as image files. Perhaps this is part of the paywall lowering - if you want to discuss the headlines in the pub, in the way Gordon insists you do, you have to pay to print them out on pieces of card?