Bookmarks - Internet stuff: Bands as dates

Qcjeph presents bands-as-dates:

• High On Fire is the really hot girl you have sex with occasionally if you're both single and it's always rad and there's never any drama

• Gojira is the amazing guy/girl you dated during your semester abroad but none of your friends believes any of your stories about

• Metallica is Lars Ulrich jerking off onto an original Van Gogh forever