Gordon should probably just put Guy Ritchie's name on the masthead, don't you think? Today, he returns to Ritchie's vanity record label and plans for his pub band to stick a record out.
A terrible idea, but one which Ritchie has managed to find a way to make even worse:
The landlord of the Punch Bowl in London has mastered the vocals to his fave song and is lining up for a guest appearance for himself on the next album by The Punchbowl Band, his first signing.
You have to feel sorry for people who use NewsNow as their starting point for internet news. With The Sun now missing from the NewsNow index, will they know to run hide?