Given that his newspaper churns out article after article about teenage mothers, can Gordon really be as shocked by what he read about Cheryl Cole in Glamour magazine as he seems?:
GIRLS ALOUD beauty CHERYL COLE has revealed she first had sex when she was just 15.
The Geordie lass - who is married to Chelsea ace ASHLEY COLE - made the shock revelation in a new interview with Glamour magazine.
Seriously, Gordon? You're shocked by that? Jesus, someone needs to get out more.