There are many things you could say about the ill-advised Libertines reunion. Possibly only Gordon would go with this:
Smells like 'tines spirit
Because, effectively, The Libertines and Nirvana are the same thing.
Not that Gordon isn't over-excited:
If they'd managed to keep going, they were on course to become the biggest rock band in the country.
Really? You can't picture them playing the game quite like Kasabian, flogging football shirts and turning up to feed the tabloids. And if you try to picture it, all you can see is the band splitting apart.