Given that she was dealing with an audience that was decaying faster than an isotope of Ununquadium, it's perhaps wise of Miley Cyrus to bail out of the almost-music business that she's in:
She recently revealed on The View that she's become a bit disheartened because "the music industry isn't as positive as I'd like it to be."
Well, that's true. Like every other industry in the world - with the possible exception of the one that makes little hats for dogs to wear on holidays - the music industry turns out to be full of people miserably trying to make a living.
Still, having decided that the music vibe might be a bit too down for her, Miley's decided to get out. And what will she do instead?
"I've got a record coming out in June and then I'm done," she said. "I just want to work in movies. That's what I like and that's what I want to be doing."
Oh. Yes. Hollywood. Just the place to relocate if you think music is too downbeat and back-biting.
It's like quitting the army to work in the private security industry.