Gordon Smart hasn't bothered to do any news today; instead he's just written about an advert for a telephone instead featuring Beckham and that woman out the L'Oreal commercials:
The stylish A-listers appear in the TV promo for [a brand of] phones alongside the slogan "Friends. Fashion. Fabulous."
Journalism will lie in state for two evenings before being buried in a shallow grave round the back of a KFC.