Coldplay. They're meant to be evil. It makes it hard to remember this when they do something nice:
COLDPLAY have emerged as unlikely sponsors for small Gloucestershire village cricket side Slaughters Utd.
Bass player GUY BERRYMAN has offered to fork out for new whites and kit for the club.
Cricket, you say? Why, Gordon, can you think of a crickety pun?
HOWZAT for generosity?
Of course you can. And "delighted insider" at the Great Rissington cricket club, can you come up with one? (In other words, can you think of another, Gordon?)
A delighted insider at the club said: "It's knocked us for six."
Well done, every one.