Marilyn Manson to make a movie

Who knew that Liam Gallagher getting involved with a Beatles film wouldn't be the most heart-sinkingly obvious tie-in of the year. Marilyn Manson is going to star in a slashy gore movie.

Splatter Sisters, it's going to be called. David Gordon Green is producing:

"This is a role Marilyn Manson was born to play and, with Evan Rachel Wood bringing dramatic gravity to the ensemble, I have no doubt this will take the horror genre to a new level," Green said.

On the plus side, it hasn't started filming yet, so there's a possibility that we'll all be wiped out by an asteroid before Claudia Winkelman has to review this.