Gordon in the morning: Cheryl Cole comes into contact with ordinary person

In what is - it seems - a major breach of security, Cheryl Cole has met a member of the public in a lift:

The roly-poly brunette sneaked past bouncers at X Factor London auditions.

A show source said: "Everyone was getting the lift up to the judges' changing rooms and then this big girl got in.

"We were like, 'Who are you?' and she said she was a fan of Cheryl's. She was soon bundled out and security started grilling everyone about how she got in there."

You've got to admire the sense of entitlement that you've developed when seeing a person you don't recognise sharing a lift means you set your people on the them.

Nice of both the "show source" and The Sun to have a go at the woman's weight - I suspect nobody at the paper has ever seen this person who he blithely describes as "roly poly".

Still, it's wise for security to be careful about this incident - sometimes, when Cheryl Cole meets ordinary people, she ends up beating the crap out of them.