Gordon in the morning: Death comes as the end

Under a clunking "aupopsy" pun, Gordon reveals that Lady GaGa is working up with Gunther Von Hagens. Or, as Gordon puts it:

LADY GAGA has come up with a way to make her live shows even more shocking - having dead bodies on stage.

The singer is teaming up with corpse-preserving scientist GUNTHER VON HAGENS to spice up her already blood-soaked Monster Ball Tour.

Actually, it turns out that she hasn't "teamed up" with him at all, merely decided it might be interesting and sent him an email and "is hoping to see him".

I suspect Von Hagens might gently point out that he uses real bodies in an educational way, and not as props to make people go "OMFG like that is so cool11!!!!1"

Still, imagine that: using a load of old, dead stuff to try and pad out something that's meant to be entertaining.

Gordon also has stories about Kelly Brook, Victoria Beckham watching a DVD and Liz Hurley wearing a low-cut dress.