Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Gordon in the morning: Scoring goals

Is there an exciting World Cup-meets-celebrity story for Gordon to get his teeth into this morning?

No. No, there isn't.

Instead, there's some fluffy rubbish that suggests that Ayda Field has gone into hiding to avoid the event:

ROBBIE WILLIAMS' fiancée AYDA FIELD has walked out on him because he's obsessed with the World Cup.

No, she hasn't. There follows a lot of guff about how she's moved back in with her mother because of all the football. I suspect what's happened here is that Gordon has got confused and typed out the plot of a not-very-good ITV sitcom by mistake. We've all done it, haven't we?