First time round, when Mel C pledged 'No Spice Girls reunion', we put our faith in her.
I'm not sure I'm buying her reassurances this time:
She tells Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "There's no chance of that happening. Don't believe what you've read elsewhere, because I'm telling Daily Star readers we have no plans to tour again.
"We all have our own projects going on and have families too so we couldn't find the time even if we wanted to."
I understand that "believe what you're reading in the Daily Star" is the exact, legal opposite of swearing to tell the truth on the Bible.