Gordon in the morning: An overlooked guest

Poor Gordon Smart. Given how The Sun has fawned over Robbie Williams for years, it must hurt that Hello got the plum seat at the wedding, and it's there, in all the photos, grinning alongside the Happy Couple.

No wonder Gordon couldn't bring himself to write about the event, instead handing his copy of Hello over to Tom Wells to do the copying from.

Just a point, though: how shabby is it for a man making as much as Williams does to sell his wedding for a few extra quid?