Gordon in the morning: What's the buzz?

This morning, Gordon has cleared his pages to make way for... well: can you guess?

Jesus Christ Hoofer Stars

Yes, the big scoop is, erm, photos promoting Jesus Christ Superstar when Derek Hough was in it.

There's really nothing much to say, so Gordon just copies some stuff from the programme and runs that as if it was somehow reporting.

Del-boy trousered little in the way of cash during his tenure at the 350-capacity playhouse near Tottenham - tickets were a mere £5.50 a pop.

"Surprisingly, the promotional material for the event was printed locally - by Aardvark Print in Charlotte Street; a world away from Wapping where this material would be recycled even more cheaply a few years later..."