Lady GaGa has hang-ups, makes staff do hanging up*

Given that this story is completely untrue, it's surprising that Female First run it with anything approaching a straight face:

Lady Gaga is reportedly so terrified of the radiation emitted from mobile phones, she insists someone holds her communications device away from her head when she has to make a call.

Lady Gaga is scared of mobile phones.

The 'Telephone' hitmaker is reportedly terrified of getting a brain tumour from using a portable device and now insists a member of her entourage holds her phone a short distance away from her whenever she has to make a call.

Actually, we're probably being unfair when we say the whole story is bollocks. This bit could be true:

"She then listens to her calls on the speakerphone."

Crazy, huh? Using a speakerphone to listen to telephone calls without having the receiver up to your ear. It's surprising they haven't sent a sniper with a knock-out draught to take her down.

* - except she doesn't.