Madonna offered ridiculous money to fast-forward career to obvious conclusion

Clearly, claims that Madonna has been offered a billion dollars to do a five year Las Vegas residency are based on deciding the deal must be worth a lot, and then rounding up like a sheepdog on cocaine. But there does appear to be an offer on the table.

If it helps, we're happy to chip in a tenner to make sure she goes and spends the next five years in the Nevada desert. We'll go to fifteen if she promises to not do a DVD of it.