Gordon does mention that she's 17 now, but even that doesn't stop this feeling really creepy:
MILEY CYRUS gives us an eyeful of her Brits as she forgets to wear a bra under her white T-shirt.Maybe there was a small voice in his head that made Gordon suddenly wonder if this was an appropriate matter for a grown man to be getting excited about, as he then appends an attempt to make this sound like it's cultural analysis rather than looking at a seventeen year-old girl's nipples:
The Hannah Montana star, 17, wore the clinging top with denim hotpants as she nipped out for lunch with her family in Los Angeles.
She seemed to be shaking off her squeaky-clean image - like singer BRITNEY SPEARS did in her teens.Really, Gordon? You think she went out without a bra as part of a marketing plan? I guess if that makes you feel a bit less like Uncle Disgusting, you might want to cling to that.