Omarion, where is thy bling?

You will have been wondering how the inquest into the London Tube suicide attacks has managed to progress so far without calling Omarion. After all, Omarion was just dozens of miles away at the time, and thus his testimony could be vital.

It turns out that Omarion - along with Now, Fonzie, the only pop stars to be named after Howard Cunnigham's exasperation - is too busy struggling with other problems. He's up to his expensively-shaded eyes in tax debt. Still, the good news is that he might be able to finally file bankruptcy; he tried and failed that earlier this year. Not even being able to do bankruptcy properly? That's quite a talent.