Is anything interesting happening while Amy Winehouse overwinters in Barbados? In previous years, her trips to the sun have resulted in drunken embarrassments, gleefully recounted by Gordon.
This year, she's been playing with a monkey.
Still, that's enough for Gordon to clear space on his page:
The troubled star has been befriended by a monkey while on her holibags in Barbados.Holibags? Gordon, you need to upgrade to the latest version of Office. As well as the red spelling warning, and the green grammar flag, there's a jiggly purple line which draws your attention to places in text you might have inadvertently written like you were a fifteen year-old girl signing someone's shirt on the last day of term.