Ah, what could be better than Gordon nodding his way through some Bono justification?
Gordon has copied a piece Bono has written somewhere or other - he doesn't credit it, which is funny, what with Rupert Murdoch getting so cross when people "steal" News International "content" and pass it off as their own - and applauds quietly the Vox's bravery:
BONO understands why some folk "projectile vomit" when he preaches about humanitarian issues.Oh, but surely you're being too hard on yourself, Mr. Bono? Cannot you find it in your heart to exonerate yourself? It is Christmas, after all.
The U2 rocker - who's become as famous for his campaigning as he has for his music - admits he can sometimes be a "pain in the a***".
In a brutal scrutiny of his character, the One star also reveals he infuriates himself at times.
"All I can say is that you can become traumatised as well as inspired by the lives you meet along the dirt road of extreme poverty.That's alright then. So long as you never forget that you're an artist.
"Sometimes I forget that I'm an artist - but I shouldn't, because that's what I am, a working pop artist in a big F-Off rock band."